Sometimes I wonder how stupid has the world become.

tsk tsk

Now you know what we do in school :)

So my birthday this year was wayyyyy OTT

I first got a laptop from my parents (my sister got a laptop AND a car ==..but shes older...soo..)

ANWYYAS

thn I got to go to Club Med and since it was my brithday the CHEF made a cake specially for me and the whole staff clapped and claapped from god knows where to my table and sang me a birthday song. :D and i had to drink i glass of wine. WHOO :D

After Club Med,that saturday, I went to Gurney coz I dont knw why but my mom wanted me outta the house. So I decided to get my hair washed for absolutely no reason..and I did.

My hairstylist name was

ELVIS. seriously.

Anywho, I was hanging with Mahesh, david, Aliq(i think) and eventually Kesh. Some people DITCHED ME but hey, who needs em anyways.

I came home right and when I entered my house, Ranj, May, Steph and Alan popped outta nowhere!

Turns out they have been planning with my mom this suprise thing.

So theres my cake. and it was grat catching up with them and eating icing and cake and more icicng and chachos and and making smores and stuff. lol. it was great so a BIG THANK YOU GUYS!

AAAND (yes there's more) I was in time to catch the Hannah Montana concert in 3D!

And it wasnt 3D == I know right now youre like "wtf, haneesha watches hannah montana?!"

No, i just wanted to see how 3D it is.

This is spongebob nude. Anybody wanna guess who drew it? BEAUTIFUL no?

what happens when you wear foundation badly.

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OMFG! THATS KEIRA'S MOM! SOMEBODY GET THE WOMAN A HAIR DYE JOB AND A PLASTIC SURGEON PRONTO

My awesome holiday!

Well, we won this trip for two to Club Med Cherating from Volvo and a free use of a Volvo XC90 *getting jealous alex xD * for 7 days. So my parents decided since they won two passes to club med, they might as well bring me and my sis (and pay for us obviously) and drive that awesome car to Kelantan. So-that's exactly what we did. We left on friday. Incase people who don't know what Club Med is, it's this exclusive club that u have to join and be a member of to enter. It cost on average RM800/pernight for a normal room one bed etc

DAY 1&2

Well I dont want to bore my non-existant readers with how I went for the trip to summarize the first 2days it was basically.

Wakeup-bathe-mcD-fetch grama-go Kl-shop-sleep-wake up-shop somemore-sleep-wake up.

DAY 3 onwards

We left KL for Kelantan. The trip was on the windy road and we went on the very scarry supposedly very haunted KARAK HIGHWAY *screams of terror*

and it wasnt that scary. I expected creepy trees and graveayrds or something! But it was like any other highway except for the fact that theres thick fog at night. So, I guess thats when the ghosts come out *i read too many singapore true ghost stories*

We reached kelantan and my mom lived in Kelantan when she was little and it was like a walk down memory lane for her. Loads have changed but she found her standard one school and her kindergarden :D

We thn went to...this...cempedak was it..teluk cempedak. and my gosh, IT WAS GORGEOUS. the sand was white like powder and it was soo soft. and it was CLEAN. CLEAN. omg. compared to the murky grey waters in penang that we have dubbed the ocean, that was HEAVEN. wowwww. We walked abit there and had CHEESY wedges in the KFC near by *24 hours wei*. We decided to find a hotel nearer to club med coz that's where we would be heading the next day. And there were really DODGY hotels in Kelantan. And some have such nice names like Mermaid inn but it looks like a place where someone will kill you while u sleep. and im NOT joking. We settled in this RM950.00 a night room at Eastern Pavillion Holiday Villas. And it was worth every penny. I mean, WE HAD OUR OWN PRIVATE POOL WITH JACUZZI. how more aweosme can it get?

Thn there was a thnder storm and BOOM lightning BLACKOUT. just as we were abt to go to the restaurant for dinner. bloody hell. BUT I SAVED THE DAY by having my supply of snacks, KIT KAT, Famous amos cookies, Dodol. :D Im good. i know. and thn it was NEARING midnight and guess whatt

IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. So, a special thanks to all who wished me. In order:

Nessa:

Honey! I wanted to be the first to wish you at 12. But i'm quite certain im falling asleep. so just incase i do, Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day hun. And lots and lots of presents! Love you till infinity. XoXo

Ivan:

Honey!

Happy

17th
Birthday!! :)

Keshav:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (insert fancy message here)

May Sheng:

Happy Birthday HONEY! We've officially been through thick and thin for 7 years ( I know, that's long) And we'll keep growing strong (will we grow old, grey and saggy).You're the best bitch I can ask form thanks for having my back no matter how small or stupid a deal it is. You know ive got you too. My girl ;D I love you truckloads. XOXO P.s. have a great time aite? I know you will :)

Ranjini:

Hey, Happy Birthday dear! May God Bless you, may all your wishes cum true, n may u always b happy!

Sarah:

Happy Birthday Honey...sory din wish u on time cuz i fell asleep.. Lolx.. Hv a fantastic day honey! xD

Shu Yong:

Happy Birthday Sweetie!

Stephanie:

Happy Birthday Honey! X) *big gigantic bear hug* Luv Ya! Take care! hehe...

Chee Chiang:

Honey.. Happy birthday! =)

Amirudin:

Happey Buffday =)

May all ur wish come true

Yugesh:

HAPPEE BIRTHDAY!

Have a wonderful day

Nor:

Hi honey, wishing u 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' May god bless you and give you more happiness throughout your life

Grandma:

Happy Birthday Honey, I love you darling very much. From grandma Z.

Harcharan(don shoot):

Happy birthday

Alexis:

Hey Hun hapie burfday. Enjoy yr holiday thr kays. Once again happy 17th.

Natasia:

Happy bday to you...Muaxxx

Uncle Imtiaz:

Happy birthday 17 onwards to a good life.

Uncle Shaniz:

Happy Birthday! Tried to call u but you didnt answer. Have a great day!

Alex Khoo:

Happy Birthday, honey bunny.

Luvenia:

Hey... Happy Birthday!

Jaeraj:

Hey u, hepi buttday, hehe, em, hepi birthdayyy

Jewel:

Happy Birthday super honey!!! :) :) :)

I had miss calls from Farhan and Nav and Mahesh

Sorry didnt answer was in club med, phone was in the room and i dont think reception is that good either.

Joshua:

Hey there, droppin u a msg to wish u a very happy bday :-)

Mabel:

Hello babe. Happy birthday ;)

Deep:

Hey sexy...Im kinda late but hey dear happy birthday girl... hehe x x

Nav:

Happy bday

Alan [dude]:

Being the first who wishes. why nnot be the last. Happy birthday hun.

Keith:

Omfg...I totally forgot..! Happy belated birthday, Honey!! I'm so sorry for not wishing you, I had credit but I wasnt sure if it was your birthday si u checked my mail for reminders and it was true! may god bless you!

SilveSTAR:

Happy Birthday Honey.......may god bless u and safe u from all evils......tc.....have a wonderful birthday.......=)

Yup.

I was in Club med. GORGEOUS CLUB MED.

I did all sorts of activities, sailing, archery, trapeze, some bounce thing, henna, dancing, drinking, sitting on a train, swimming. and there were alot more activities to do!

During dinner on the 16th the whole staff of club med came and clapped and sang me a birthday song and the chef actually made a cake for me. Vids and pics will be up soon. :D

THANKS EVERYONE FOR MAKING MY BIRTHDAY REALLY AWESOME.

Pics'll be up soon.

MABEL's AND HONEY's GUIDE TO

WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN?

1. We got Boobs
2. We know how to colour-coordinate ANYTHING
3. We Give birth (lol)
4. We can wear skirts AND pants
5. We can make them (guys and occasionally girls) Beg
6. We can wear make-up (covering zits etc)
7. We can choose from THOUSANDS of dresses
8. We can wear coloured contact lenses without looking like a FAG
9. We make them buy stuff for us and not feel bad
10. We can wear expensive things (like diammmoonnd rings)
11. We shop with the money they earn
12. We don't have grose facial hair that we have to shave nearly everyday
13. We can make up for cheating (by some kissing LOL)
14. We get free drinks at night clubs ( ladies nighhtt)
15. We don't get seduced easily
16. We can look taller by wearing heels (:
17. We don't speak like MELVIN
18. Chromosome has more chance of becoming a FEMALE
19. We don't have to prove we're better coz we are
20. We're more mature
21. We can cry to get our way
22. On dates, guys usually pay
23.We don't have to make the first move
24. We can do any kind of hairstyle
25. It's embarrassing to be under a girl (ranks, jobs...)
26. We don't get turned on DOWN THERE that easily
27. We have self control at a party
28. Guys cant do prostitution and earn well
29. Gigolos have NO BUSINESS
30. We just look fine


The best reply the guys could think of was

"at least we don't bleed once a month"

BOO

Refer to #19

Ben says:
dont trust u pakis
hahaha

Honey ♥ says:
LOL. I dont trust u Austrians

Ben says:
oh yea wat if i told u im german hah

Honey ♥ says:
same difference?

Ben says:
noooo!!!
austria had hitler and sent him to germany, they accepted... germany had einstein and didnt want him and he went to the USA so there u go
hahah
so clearly austria is smarter than germany
we had mozart... they had wat?
bethhoven? lol

Honey ♥ says:
LOL. I see your point.

I never tot it would be so hard to give up the little kitten I rescued. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done in my life and I'm not being over-dramatic. I really loved that kitten from the moment I laid eyes on him.

Picture: The second day when he started eating on his own.

I found him at my school, on Tuesday, Christopher told me that there was a half dead kitten behind the school there. And I was basically left in horror. Omg, a poor baby kitten, half dead, suffering! gosh. I needed to save its little life. every single life is worth saving I feel- so after school I rushed to my moms car and asked her if I could take the kitten home. And I remember I was nearly in tears just thinking about him. Chris showed me, his poor little body, so weak he couldn't even stand up! I gently lifted him to my tummy and walked to my cat. His little mews were heard-but I knew it was a plea of help. I took him to the vet, gills of course, and they told me that he had bite wounds, probably from a bigger cat and that it was infected. So, I took him home and that was that. He had some medicines and stuff and it was all good. He refused to eat on the first day and we had to force feed him for energy. He got better and started to move a little, move a little walk a little and all that. He got better and better and started eating ALOT. Trust me, for his little body even I was shocked. I went to the vet for his checkup and the doc was like, I think he has worms. Now, I knew why he was eating so much-it all made sense. Doc gave him a pill and he pooped all the worms out. He got better than he was before. He could run, he could jump and he was as cheeky as ever.

He would run, jump play and I knew he loved us as much as we loved him. sometimes, you just know. He would crawl up on my lap or in the corner of my shirt in the smallest place and cuddle up to sleep. Totally cute! He also would explore places and get stuck. Like, he went under the shoe rack, and couldn't get out and he went behind the door WHEN IT WAS OPEN and couldn't come out. hahah-super cuteness!

Picture: Hiding under the sofa.

Mom wanted me to find a place for him to stay at, get him a good home because we lived in an apartment. It's big la-helllow it's double storey, but it's missing a garden-so with a heavy heart I posted his picture on this website, and a few others. I was kinda glad that no one wanted him. He could be MINE. My itty bitty kitty! Mom said we should give him to the SPCA, so we went on Saturday and I had prepared myself not to cry-I don't enjoy crying, i think it shows that I'm weak, and the SPCA was closed. It looked BAD, like wtf-this-is-the-SPCA bad. We took him home. I kinda tried hating him, like, I HATE U KITTY hate. so that it wouldn't hurt. And on Sunday, I loved him again. He would cuddle and just do the cutest things like sleeping on a slipper. I didn't want to give him up, I couldn't. I loved him too much, these 12 days were priceless. But I knew I had to.

On Sunday was the hardest for me and my sister. especially the evening. I knew in a matter of hours, he would be going...And it hurt me so bad-I don't know how he was gonna take it. My little Khan. I let him do whatever he wanted to. kissed him, hugged him, cuddled him, played with him and it was all bittersweet.

Picture: He slept in front of the bar, regular alcoholic!

When my parents went up for bed, he meowed for attention, i knew he wanted to be cuddled. So i did, I put him on my lap in my sisters room and held on to him for an hour ish. He dreamt. And it was so cute. He moved around, turned, meowed, sniffed, scratched, all in his dreams. At that moment I just wanted to hide him in my room and make sure no one could find him and he'll be with me. I put him in his cage and he woke up. I lay on the floor next to his cage until he slept. I wanted this moment to remember, I wanted him to feel loved and know it. I got up in the morning, well, I didn't exactly sleep early (4am early for you?) and got up at 7. I just didnt want to get up, I knew what was gonna happen. I showered and went down, I saw the little thing playing. My heart sank. I imagined him growing up here, sleeping on my bed, we were gonna be best friends...but...it wasn't happening. Oh why didn't I live in a house... I said my last goodbyes to him, put him in his cage and it was off to school. That was it. The last I saw him. after school, I hoped in my heart, a faint hope, that MAYBE mom didn't give him to the SPCA and she couldn't do it! and he was at home-waiting for me! I went into the car and waited. silently. Waited. thn I asked my mom, the cat? and she said she had given him to the SPCA. :( :( :(

I was on the verge of tears and held it in. I came home and saw my sister, she gave me a hug and that was it, tears jsut started flowing down. He was my little baby, my hope and my joy. the colour in my black and white world. My sis asked me, "whats wrong" and i said " i want my kitten back" and walked up the stairs and straight to my bathroom. And I sat there, crying, silently. I wanted him soo much! I loved him soo much! Even the thought of him not with me and with the SPCA people is killing me. I will survive, but, it's gonna be hard. Everywhere I look now is reminding me of him, and his little things. the cute things he used to do. He was more than a cat, he was family.

To the best kitten in the world. May you find a good home with people who love you as much as I do. If I ever move into a house, you're the first cat I'd adopt again! Love my little Khan, pooper, kitty, b.