Monday, 19 January 2009

Rules: take your answer to the question, and type it into urban dictionary, then post a definition for your answer.
anyone who does this, pls write a note on tagboard, i'd love to know your answers (:

1.)Your name?

a hot mama, a girl who has everything. The looks, brains and has an aura- a girl who makes your heart race
"wow, she's gonna be a honey when she gets older"

2.)One of your friends?

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!
totally fukable

3.)What should you be doing?

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

4.)Favorite color?

1) Marijuana 2) Money 3) the horny color 4) envious 5) the color
1) let's go smoke some green 2) look at the green of my bills 3) jane is wearing green.. she's horny! 4) bobby is green with envy. 5) grass is the color green!


One of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a vagina. You know, a pussy. A meat taco. Poonany. Fill in what slang you will; it won't feel as satisfying as using "penang". Penang is more than just an anatomical fact. It is a way of life. Loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), It has spawned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. Seriously, penang is more accomplished than Martha Stewart post-indictment. Used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. May also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.
"My penang itches." "Why won't anyone love my penang?" "Daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! I'd like to rock her penang." Really, the possibilities are endless.

6.)Month of birth?

The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

8.) Last person you talked to?

Also known as the Calvinator, this male is a good example of a hard-working overachiever. Past times include: tennis, girls, tennis, and girls.
Boy: I want to be a Calvin! Other boy: You shall never be like Calvin! There is only one! He is t3h pwn!


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